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An extraterrestrial from outer space may repeatedly be seen standing by a wild highway close to Victorville.
A sizeable frightening ogre may be witnessed frequently mounted on a Harley on a shady road in the neighborhood of Victorville.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-covered axe is from time to time perceived in a building in Victorville. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to run into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Victorville
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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