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These are some lies we made up about Victorville.
An alien has repeatedly been made out in Avalon Park at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
An alien tourist from space is repeatedly distinguished in Apple Valley in the early morning hours reading a pamphlet.
An ET from the Moon has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances flinging boulders into the water at Bell Mountain Wash before dawn.
Vasco da Gama can repeatedly be spotted by Turner Springs very late at night sniveling.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe may be perceived frequently in a Victorville highschool before dawn pacing the corridors.
A space invader from another world has once in a while been spotted in a mobile home near Victorville.
A chilling skeleton is once in a while observed trying to grab something up on the highest spot of Bass Hill. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
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gargantuan rabbit has been said to have been observed on several instances trying to locate a map beside a parked Ford in a Victorville parking lot around midnight.
An ET can from time to time be made out in a Victorville area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was observed terrifying people in the
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early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Victorville. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being perceived. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A colossal ferret was seen in Mojave National Preserve at the park headquarters crying out names.
A gigantic bear appeared facing the watcher quite near the entrance to California Citrus State Park.
An alien vacationer from another planet was spotted staggering through an apartment in Victorville.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was witnessed traveling on a camel by a highway near Victorville. Alarmed by the observers the ghost vanished into the dark.
A space alien from Pluto has often been witnessed at a coin operated phone in Victorville talking on the phone.
A headless guy is regularly noticed marching through a Victorville area burial ground. One thing's for sure, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A female with her legs chopped off has been perceived
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on a few instances seeking a hat alongside a wild highway right next door to Victorville at night. A number of of the folks who live here declare this spirit may be a renowned past local of Victorville.
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Ghost Sightings From Victorville
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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