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These are some lies we made up about Ventura.
An martian vacationer from another solar system is every now and then perceived looking through trailer windows in Ventura late in the night.
A colossal kangaroo is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Arroyo Verde Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver over rocks.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can from time to time be noticed talking into the thin air at Ventura Harbor late at night.
An extraterrestrial was made out in the early morning hours floating down on Santa Clara River.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO emerged in a boat on McGrath Lake looking for another ghost.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was witnessed gazing at the waves beside the waterfront at Mandalay Beach in the early morning hours.
A sizeable frightening ghost materialized looking down into the water at Pierpont Bay on a dark night. Other sightings of this ghost have been described.
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extraterrestrial from space was observed near Channel Islands National Park struggling to say something.
The spirit of a young guy in a confederate uniform was witnessed attempting to touch something up on the summit of La Loma del Cruz. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional stories of this
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particular ghost.
The ghost of a chained up guy has often been seen marveling at Father Serra Cross very late at night.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is frequently distinguished late in the night exploring Aliso Canyon in detail.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood is known to have been made out on many occasions going through trash container on a Ventura street. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost might be a distinguished past dweller of Ventura. No matter what, it's undeniably a creepy spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A man with a big hole through his torso can frequently be seen suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Ventura. Local people claim that this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a resident who used to live here in Ventura.
Alexander the Great can be witnessed very often in a restaurant in the Ventura area.
An martian tourist from another planet has every now and then been distinguished trying on socks
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Ghost Sightings From Ventura
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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