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These are some lies we made up about Venice.
An ET from planet Jupiter may be observed over and over again carrying a human skull at Basin A at night.
A very large alpaca has every now and then been seen by Ballona Creek screaming.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is now and then distinguished by Ballona Wetlands trying to articulate something.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a rope around her neck is known to have been seen on numerous occasions watching cable in a Venice living room around midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object was noticed frightening folks at Palisades Beach.
A space invader from planet Neptune materialized at Inspiration Point after midnight looking down into the water.
A gentleman without a head was made out in Acacia Park in the early morning hours looking terrifying. Several folks in the vicinity have had equivalent incidents involving the same spirit. Locals say that this ghost likes frightening
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foolhardy folks who have the nerve to upset the quiet in Venice.
A space alien from space showed up on a Venice residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge reindeer was witnessed before dawn checking out Benedict Canyon in detail.
A tremendously chilling ghost was seen scooping out a cavity up on the summit
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of Baldwin Hills. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed repeatedly in the vicinity. Nevertheless, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that is rather not messed with.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been seen on the apex of one of the heights in the Baldwin Hills in the early morning hours mounding bricks.
An alien explorer from another world is regularly spotted floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Venice.
The Loch Ness Monster is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions staring at a woman snoozing on a couch in a flat in Venice.
The spirit of an aged prospector with a large beard and a hook instead of his right hand can often be spotted glugging down soda pop right by Angeles National Forest.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be observed time and again in a convenience store in the Venice area.
The spirit of an aged lady holding a shot gun has once in a while been observed quite near the entrance to Channel Islands National Park conversing into
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the night. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Venice
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Ghost Sightings From Venice
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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