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A huge rat was made out in Joshua Tree National Park at the park headquarters looking chilling.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen looking irritably at the eye witness in Twentynine Palms Indian Reservation late at night.
A scary being has often been seen in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in his rear view mirror on a dark night. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Twentynine Palms before the present.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen staring across Mesquite Lake at midnight.
An alien from planet Mars has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances trimming bushes in the front garden of a house in Twentynine Palms.
The ghost of a man dressed as a handy man may frequently be distinguished in Fortynine Palms Canyon very late at night stacking rocks.
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ET from space can be made out repeatedly up on Joshua Mountain guzzling blood from a container.
A gigantic ewe is every now and then made out by Fortynine Palms Oasis at night looking for a map.
A colossal fish is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions by a guy fishing by a lake in close proximity to Twentynine Palms.
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extraterrestrial may every now and then be noticed smoking a pipe by the entrance to Salton Sea State Park.
The spirit of a guy dressed in a police outfit is often seen sitting on the floor in a building in Twentynine Palms.
The alien pilot of a UFO is rumored to have been made out on a small number of instances striding from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Twentynine Palms road.
A colossal moose may often be distinguished going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Twentynine Palms flat before sunrise.
An alien traveler from outer space may be witnessed very frequently sitting at a coffee table in a Twentynine Palms trailer.
An alien from Saturn has sometimes been seen looking at folks in a Twentynine Palms building through a keyhole.
The ghost of an aged man with a huge white beard has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in a wild place close to Twentynine Palms. Lots of locals allege this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Twentynine Palms in the past.
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ghost of a man sporting an armed forces uniform may occasionally be distinguished sending a letter at a Twentynine Palms post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Twentynine Palms
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Ghost Sightings From Twentynine Palms
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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