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An alien from the Moon may be witnessed time and again contemplating very late at night by a vending machine in Twain Harte.
An ET from deep space has once in a while been spotted on the water's edge of Lakewood Park Lake startling folks.
An ET is now and then perceived seated at a coffee table in a Twain Harte building calling out names of people.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady has purportedly been made out on many instances at Basin Creek at night chucking boulders into the flowing water.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world may from time to time be seen gazing furiously at the onlooker in Grub Gulch after midnight.
A black as coal snake that transformed into a woman was made out traveling on a camel beside a highway in the vicinity of Twain Harte. When noticed the ghost approached the witness who then escaped.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed as a house keeper emerged downing water from Alder Spring around midnight. This particular phantom has been seen time and again in this location.
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Ghost Sightings From Twain Harte
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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