Turlock

 
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An extremely large basilisk can now and then be perceived covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Atch Pedretti Park in the early morning hours.

A massive bison is repeatedly witnessed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Turlock trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
An martian traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions resting at the kitchen counter in a Turlock trailer.

A huge tapir may be observed very frequently staring at folks in a Turlock flat through a keyhole.

An ET from Jupiter has from time to time been perceived in a desolate place near Turlock.

A guy with a knife in his head is once in a while witnessed sending a packet at a Turlock post office.
 

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