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These are some lies we made up about Tupman.
A colossal raccoon was seen in Buena Vista Park at night gazing angrily at the onlooker.
A colossal elephant has frequently been made out gulping diesel from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Tupman.
The ghost of a destitute guy is frequently noticed taking pleasure in the view at Richfield Weir before dawn.
A sphinx has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions piling rocks in Buena Vista Valley before dawn.
A creepy creature can repeatedly be spotted after midnight gazing across Buena Vista Lake Bed. No matter what, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Tupman
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Ghost Sightings From Tupman
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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