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These are some lies we made up about Thousand Oaks.
The ghost of a young lady with a wire around her neck may be seen very often burying a body by a big rock in Acorn Acres Park at the stroke of midnight.
A massive canary has now and then been distinguished on the summit of Mount Clef late at night studying the surroundings.
An enormous waterbuck is sometimes noticed watching movies in a Thousand Oaks living room in the early morning hours.
An Allosaurus has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions going through garbage cans on a Thousand Oaks residential road.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos may sometimes be made out hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Arroyo Conejo before sunrise.
A massive zebu was noticed struggling to express something in a rubber boat on Lake Eleanor.
A gargantuan wildcat came into view flickering a lamp in Alamos Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from deep space was noticed on the apex of one of the mountains
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in the Santa Monica Mountains late in the night contemplating.
Marco Polo became visible on a Thousand Oaks residential road in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO was distinguished hovering in the air like a blimp in Thousand Oaks.
A guy lacking a head was perceived gazing at a person snoozing on a
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mattress in a flat in Thousand Oaks. This individual ghost has been observed time and again in this neighborhood. Whatever people verbalize, it certainly is a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
A gargantuan leopard has regularly been noticed in an autopart store in the Thousand Oaks neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is frequently perceived staring irritably at the observer at Castaic Lake State Park.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been seen on many occasions in Channel Islands National Park at the ranger station going crazy.
An incredibly frightening ghost can often be spotted struggling up from a manhole on a Thousand Oaks lane before sunrise.
Count Dracula may be perceived often playing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Thousand Oaks mobile home.
An enormous skunk is occasionally noticed in a Thousand Oaks secondary school at midnight pacing the halls.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft may occasionally be witnessed in a building
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right next door to Thousand Oaks.
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Ghost Sightings From Thousand Oaks
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Ghost Sightings From Thousand Oaks
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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