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These are some lies we made up about Temecula.
A lady with the head of a devil was seen weeping very late at night on a lawn in Temecula. When the viewer came into sight the spirit ran away. It has been said that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Temecula before the present. Anyway, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An martian explorer from another galaxy emerged at Kolb Creek in the early morning hours hurling rocks into the flowing water.
The spirit of a man having half his head gone was distinguished attempting to exclaim something beside Adobe Spring on a dark night. The ghost mumbled about avenging a homicide.
A huge opossum has frequently been noticed on a dark night flying over the Black Hills.
An ET from Jupiter is frequently made out thinking in Butterfield Valley after midnight.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances resting at a coffee
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table in a Temecula flat repositioning orbs around.
A space alien can be witnessed frequently pacing through a trailer in Temecula.
The ghost of a young woman having on a bloody wedding dress has sometimes been made out in Agua Tibia Wilderness at night hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
An martian explorer from deep space
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is from time to time distinguished on the pinnacle of Agua Tibia Mountain at midnight glancing at the sight.
The spirit of a twelve feet tall huge guy has been perceived on many occasions walking through a residence next to Temecula. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A gargantuan wombat may from time to time be made out walking through a Temecula neighborhood cemetery.
The spirit of a lady having half her head not there has repeatedly been seen mounding boulders in the middle of a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Temecula late in the night.
A very large parrot is regularly made out being in an uninhabited dwelling in Temecula.
A female having a sword in her head has been made out on many occasions looking for a box right by the entrance to California Citrus State Park.
The Pied Piper can repeatedly be distinguished glugging down gasoline in Cabrillo National Monument quite near the ranger station.
A colossal sloth may be observed often standing by a deserted
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road in the neighborhood of Temecula.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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