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These are some lies we made up about Susanville.
An martian traveler from space was spotted nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Susanville.
An alien from outer space came into sight in a Susanville school after midnight staggering the corridors.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted in Compton Park before sunrise speaking into the thin air.
A very large civet was spotted by Brockman Slough reading a newspaper.
An enormous horse is frequently noticed slurping water from Bagwell Spring in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a pregnant female is known to have been witnessed on many occasions after midnight examining Hidden Valley in detail.
A massive parrot may often be spotted after midnight staring over Lost Meadows.
A beheaded guy has sometimes been perceived up on the top of Antelope Mountain trying to exclaim something.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system is sometimes spotted in Plumas-Eureka State Park
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outside the ranger station twinkling a kerosene lamp.
The spirit of a physician with a bloody uniform has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions meditating by the entrance to Lassen Volcanic National Park.
A woman with her right arm and right leg sliced off can occasionally be witnessed in a mirror in a Susanville mobile
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home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror. No matter what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
An army outfit striding around devoid of a body in it has regularly been noticed in a flat close to Susanville. Regardless of what people exclaim, this phantom certainly is scary; one that is better not interrupted.
An ET from deep space is often seen in a Susanville area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
The alien crew member of a UFO has been distinguished on many instances sitting at the kitchen counter in a Susanville flat appearing terrifying.
The ghost of an appallingly charred female may often be observed staggering through a flat in Susanville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space may be noticed repeatedly pacing through an apartment in the neighborhood of Susanville.
Aladdin has from time to time been witnessed walking through a Susanville neighborhood burial ground.
The spirit of a gentleman having demonic signs etched into his cheek is from time to time noticed scraping
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out a hollow next to a wild road in the neighborhood of Susanville after midnight. According to what the locals claim, this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Susanville before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Susanville
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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