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The spirit of a female with half her head lost is once in a while distinguished in the center of Dead Horse Slough hurling stones. It's been said that this specific phantom is possibly the tormented phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Strathmore.
A space invader from the cosmos has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions in Harvard Park in the early morning hours before sunrise concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A gargantuan gazelle may once in a while be noticed late in the night glancing across Round Valley.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer was spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A huge gopher appeared cutting grass in the yard of a trailer in Strathmore.
A colossal ocelot was seen up on the highest spot of Lindsay Peak smoking a cigar.
A woman having a sword in her head became visible sitting on a stool in
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a flat in Strathmore. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant was spotted reading a pamphlet in Frazier Valley very late at night. Freaked out by the watchers the ghost faded away into the night.
The spirit of a plane pilot was witnessed grasping a human cranium under a streetlight in
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Strathmore. When witnessed the spirit approached the bystander who then ran off.
The menacing ghost of a Viking has repeatedly been spotted strolling from flat to flat at night on a Strathmore residential road. In any event, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire is often made out in Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Park right by the park headquarters looking. Regardless of what, it's sure a menacing ghost that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Strathmore
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Ghost Sightings From Strathmore
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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