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These are some lies we made up about Soulsbyville.
Little Red Riding Hood may every so often be seen shouting up on the peak of Buckhorn Mountain.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was seen hauling a dead body across the dirt in Merlo Field Sports Complex before dawn.
The ghost of a guy having half his head lost appeared soaring across Twain Harte Valley late in the night. The phantom mentioned avenging an assassination. Whatever people articulate, it's a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
An ET from the cosmos was distinguished studying Cedar Gulch in detail at the stroke of midnight.
An ET was observed fishing from the shore of Lakewood Park Lake in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Soulsbyville
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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