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  I went to Sonora today hearing all these stories previously. I just was expecting something, so we got there and grabbed a bite to eat at this small restaurant. As we were sitting, I kept hearing this muffled groan and pressurized air sound. As me and my wife were sitting, I noticed one other lady next to us had strange look as we made eye contact. I struck up a conversation with the lady, and we got into the topic of the hauntings and such. At this point we both said ''did you hear that?'' I looked over at my wife, and she had turned almost pale as the lady said ''I think it's coming from beneath
    your table,'' so I fling the table clothe up and a ghostly smell of wood and death wafted up. It is at this point my wife looked at me, and our new lady friend in a deep demonic voice said ''if you smelt
it, you dealt it.'' At this point I got up and called the waiter over to pay our bill and get of there as fast as we could. That was the first and last time we will be visiting Sonora, CA especially that restaurant.
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