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These are some lies we made up about Shafter.
A giant anteater has from time to time been distinguished in Kirchenmann Park at night dragging a corpse over the grass.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets is every so often noticed trying on a jacket in a Shafter trailer.
An enormous armadillo has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions climbing out of a storm drain on a Shafter residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large menacing dragon may occasionally be noticed snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Shafter.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her back has frequently been made out struggling to say something in Colonel Allensworth State Park outside the park headquarters. One of the people who live here definitely alleges that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Shafter some decades ago. Whatever folks state, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you don't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The
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spirit of a strapped up female is often seen playing a melody on a fiddle in a Shafter house. Several of the folks here argue this ghost may be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Shafter. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic spirit that any wise person would not want to meet.
An alien is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions
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startling people in Channel Islands National Park right by the ranger station.
A colossal springbok can often be made out in a Shafter school before dawn striding the halls.
A lady hauling her head next to her arm may be seen often in a trailer outside Shafter.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has now and then been noticed in a Shafter area grocery store, striding the aisles.
Aristotle is sometimes spotted yelling at the eye witness to disappear in the early morning hours by a road sign in Shafter.
A gigantic oryx has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions pacing through a home in Shafter.
A giant hog may sometimes be noticed being carried by a llama beside a highway near Shafter.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was seen strolling through a flat right next door to Shafter.
The phantom of a man having half his head gone emerged wandering through a Shafter vicinity churchyard. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the thin air.
A huge ibex was
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noticed hanging out in a forsaken home in Shafter.
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Ghost Sightings From Shafter
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Ghost Sightings From Shafter
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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