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These are some lies we made up about Santee.
An alien from deep space has supposedly been made out on a few occasions checking out El Cajon Valley in detail very late at night.
A giant badger can now and then be spotted on the apex of one of the hills in the Fletcher Hills at the stroke of midnight howling.
An ET has repeatedly been observed up on the top of Cowles Mountain staring.
A huge gemsbok is often spotted trying to touch something down next to the shore at Grassmont Reservoir.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances in the middle of Los Coches Creek reflecting.
A gargantuan gnu can be distinguished very often rearranging orbs around down a deserted road in the neighborhood of Santee at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been perceived in Aztec Park very late at night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
Vincent van Gogh is from time to time
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observed standing by a desolate road close to Santee.
A giant hartebeest is known to have been seen on numerous instances being carried by a low rider on a shady highway close to Santee.
An enormous cougar may once in a while be witnessed in a mobile home in Santee.
An ET from Jupiter was made out in a Santee mobile home.
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space invader from another planet appeared gazing at the water by Chet Harritt Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly man with a big gray beard was noticed marching in the middle of a desolate highway in the vicinity of Santee. The spirit spoke about avenging a slaying.
One of the three Little Pigs was made out in Cabrillo National Monument quite near the ranger station swallowing blood from a glass.
The phantom of a guy sporting army attire was observed right by Border Field State Park gobbling a carrot. The bystander was frightened and ran off.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has repeatedly been noticed coming into view in a bathroom mirror. Residents here argue that this spirit likes frightening foolish folks who have the guts to upset the calm in Santee.
A gargantuan ram is regularly witnessed sitting in an armchair in a mobile home near Santee.
Alexander the Great has been said to have been noticed on many occasions in the early morning hours following a passing vehicle on a murky
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highway in the vicinity of Santee.
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Ghost Sightings From Santee
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Ghost Sightings From Santee
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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