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These are some lies we made up about Santa Paula.
An enormous eland is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions staying in a deserted mansion in Santa Paula.
A space invader from planet Mercury can frequently be noticed scaring people in Ebell Park on a dark night.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head can be seen over and over again standing by a desolate highway close to Santa Paula. No matter what people articulate, it unquestionably is a scary spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
A massive frog has once in a while been noticed riding on a scooter on a dark road next to Santa Paula.
A man having the head of a devil is now and then perceived scrutinizing Adams Barranca in detail late in the night.
A female afire, gripping a gasoline container has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Carneros Creek after midnight. A woman who lives here argues that this phantom might be a well-known days gone
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by local of Santa Paula.
A space alien from another world may sometimes be made out going wild up on Santa Paula Peak.
The ghost of a farmer in a worn straw hat is often made out in a residence in Santa Paula.
A space invader is known to have been made out on a small number of instances in a Santa Paula trailer.
A large
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frightening ogre may frequently be spotted becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
A giant muskrat can be perceived over and over again around midnight rushing after a passing car on a murky road outside Santa Paula.
An martian traveler from outer space has sometimes been witnessed smoking a pipe right by the entrance to Channel Islands National Park.
A very large vicuna is occasionally spotted at the entrance to Carpinteria State Beach verbalizing into the thin air.
A space alien from planet Neptune may sometimes be noticed trimming bushes in the side yard of a mobile home in Santa Paula.
A colossal civet was made out by a man canoeing in a river near Santa Paula.
A dinosaur emerged having a seat on a sofa in a home in Santa Paula.
An extremely large chimpanzee was made out staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Santa Paula road.
A space invader from another galaxy showed up browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Santa Paula mobile home very
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Paula
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Paula
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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