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  You know the caves that run from the coast to UCSC? Those tunnels are full of the bodies of local deceased politicians. These old dead guys with beards and really long nails are actually running the city.
If no one will do as they command one preselected local council(person) will have their brains eaten and replaced with plastic 6 pack soda rings.
This was decided by the supreme overlords to raise environmental awareness right about 1937.
Submitted by Roger
       Categories: home, spirits
    

One night I was in a apartment when a strange man with a flat face was standing in the middle of the room. I ran at him and tried to jump on his back. Me and the ghost got into a fight. No joke.
Submitted by Juan
       Categories: man, apartment, face



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