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Nicolaus Copernicus may from time to time be distinguished contemplating near Eugene Spring late in the night.
A headless man was perceived flying over the Dougherty Hills at the stroke of midnight. There are many reports concerning this ghost in the vicinity. Based on what the local residents say, this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in San Ramon some decades ago.
A space man from another planet emerged in Big Canyon late at night yelling names of people.
A space alien was distinguished gazing down into the water at Donlan Point very late at night.
A woman with her legs cut off appeared pulling a body from the chilly water of Alamo Creek before sunrise. Several accounts of this ghost have been reported.
A soldier's uniform walking about with no body in it was noticed at a public phone in San Ramon using the telephone. Additional people close by have had similar events involving a quite similar
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ghost.
A gigantic grizzly bear was witnessed on the peak of Artist Point in the early morning hours before sunrise viewing the vista.
The ghost of a severely charred female has regularly been spotted in Adobe Park after midnight chucking boulders.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is repeatedly distinguished strolling through
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a San Ramon vicinity cemetery.
An Anchisaurus is known to have been distinguished on many instances at midnight flying over Amador Valley.
A space alien from Venus can often be perceived staying in a neglected mansion in San Ramon.
A gigantic platypus may be perceived over and over again standing by a wild highway near San Ramon.
An alien from deep space has now and then been seen being carried by a scooter on a dark road near San Ramon.
Thumbelina is now and then seen in Golden Gate National Recreation Area quite near the ranger station carrying a human cranium.
The ghost of a man with satanic symbols engraved into his arm has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions in Angel Island State Park by the park headquarters weeping.
A space alien may once in a while be seen in a San Ramon residence.
An extremely large doe has frequently been noticed emerging in a mirror.
An alien voyager from space is repeatedly spotted having a seat in an armchair in a mobile home in the vicinity of San
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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