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These are some lies we made up about San Rafael.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside is now and then distinguished searching through garbage cans on a San Rafael residential street. Local people who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten San Rafael resident.
A space man from deep space has been said to have been made out on one or two instances on a San Rafael lane before sunrise.
A fairly translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a ship can every now and then be observed in Albert Field at night shining a kerosene lamp. People argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through San Rafael before the present.
An enormous leopard was spotted reflecting by Shorebird Marsh.
A sasquatch came into sight beside the waterfront at Gallinas Beach frightening folks.
The martian pilot of a UFO was made out suspended in the air like a balloon in San Rafael.
An alien voyager from another world
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emerged late at night examining Baltimore Canyon in detail.
A big scary ghost was distinguished pointing at the viewer down near the water at Buckeye Point. Additional people in the vicinity have had equivalent occurrences with an identical spirit. A resident declares that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who have the nerve
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to disrupt the silence in San Rafael. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic phantom that should be steered clear of.
An extremely large roebuck has often been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along on Bill Williams Creek.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions looking at a woman snoozing on a couch in a mobile home in San Rafael. No matter what people utter, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
An enormous fish can regularly be seen on the highest spot of Bald Hill at midnight glancing at the vista.
The phantom of a young-looking female drenched in blood can be witnessed very frequently by Cascade Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water. One of the folks who live here firmly alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in San Rafael.
An enormous springbok has every so often been perceived gulping water from Colier Spring around midnight.
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gargantuan budgerigar has been distinguished on many occasions gathering sticks for a fire in Bohemian Grove before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From San Rafael
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Ghost Sightings From San Rafael
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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