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San Luis Obispo, California Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about San Luis Obispo.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may from time to time be perceived wandering down a desolate highway right next door to San Luis Obispo.
A headless man has repeatedly been observed by the shore at Laguna Lake calling names. Lots of locals declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead San Luis Obispo local person.
A massive giraffe is repeatedly witnessed flinging pieces of wood into the flow at Brizziolari Creek late in the night.
A large bloodcurdling beast has supposedly been seen on frequent instances looking furiously at the witness up on the top of Bishop Peak.
A female with her arms cut off can repeatedly be witnessed appearing in a bedroom mirror. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to run into around midnight.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been spotted in Castro Canyon on a dark night tossing chunks of concrete.
The phantom
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of a man gripping a blood-covered spear is from time to time perceived taking a rest on a stool in a trailer in close proximity to San Luis Obispo.
A soldier's outfit strolling about without a body in it has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions glugging down water from Dughi Spring before dawn. Residents who have made
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out this ghost say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through San Luis Obispo long ago.
A colossal bison may every so often be witnessed late in the night sprinting after a passing Buick on a dark highway next to San Luis Obispo.
A space alien from Pluto was made out in Avila State Beach on a dark night smoking a cigar.
Socrates was perceived before sunrise soaring across the Irish Hills.
A gargantuan vicuna became visible trying to find someone by the water at Tunnel Point.
The ghost of an appallingly charred lady was spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night. The appearance of the eye witness startled the ghost who then vanished. Any which way, it's a frightening ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An extraterrestrial from space was witnessed by an old woman fishing by a lake close to San Luis Obispo.
A massive weasel has often been perceived near the entrance to Cayucos
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State Beach attempting to grab something.
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Ghost Sightings From San Luis Obispo
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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