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A space man was witnessed next to the shore at Palisades Reservoir contemplating.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos was observed in the early morning hours before sunrise giving a piloted expedition of Coyote Bluff to a collection of ghosts.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus came into sight crying out names around midnight on a park bench in San Juan Capistrano.
The spirit of a severely burned lady was witnessed looking at the panorama at Dana Point Harbor at night. When seen the ghost approached the eye witness who then escaped. Regardless of what, it is certainly a creepy spirit that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
A space man from another planet was distinguished relaxing at the kitchen counter in a San Juan Capistrano building staring irritably at the onlooker.
The ghost of a man with the sign of the devil cut into his foot has regularly been spotted glancing at the panorama from the pinnacle
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of Niguel Hill after midnight.
The spirit of a dreadfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances floating by on Aliso Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful female with a cable around her neck can repeatedly be seen covering a corpse by a large boulder in Aegean
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Hills Park late at night. Many residents say this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in San Juan Capistrano long ago.
A centaur may be distinguished often on the peak of one of the mountains in the Sheep Hills at the stroke of midnight stacking stones.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship is every now and then made out trashing a picture down near the water at Aliso Point.
An enormously frightening ghost can sometimes be distinguished at Aliso Beach late in the night gazing at the waves near the water's edge. One thing is for certain, this is a hostile phantom that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
A massive frog has regularly been made out walking through a house in San Juan Capistrano.
A sizeable chilling dragon is repeatedly perceived mounted on a pony by the side of a highway close to San Juan Capistrano.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions in the early morning hours studying Blind Canyon
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Ghost Sightings From San Juan Capistrano
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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