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These are some lies we made up about San Jacinto.
A lady with a partly translucent body is regularly spotted around midnight drifting along Bautista Creek. Several of those who live here declare this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in San Jacinto.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff outfit has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions staring at the sight from the summit of Angelus Hill before dawn. It's been declared that this individual ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten San Jacinto local person.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a long white mustache can frequently be spotted glancing over Gibbe Flat after midnight. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through San Jacinto in the past.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be perceived time and again trying to find a man on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Santa
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Rosa Hills in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another planet has once in a while been noticed staring at the water by San Jacinto Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is from time to time perceived on the shore of San Jacinto Reservoir shouting.
A lady with a knife sticking out of
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her head has been noticed on a small number of occasions struggling to state something before dawn by a vending machine in San Jacinto. Based on what the local residents say, this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who are courageous enough to upset the calm in San Jacinto. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A space invader from Saturn has frequently been distinguished shining a light in Avery Canyon very late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions hauling a corpse over rocks in Gibbel Park at midnight.
An enormous grizzly bear may frequently be observed sitting at the dining table in a San Jacinto building pushing orbs around.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished frequently being carried by a horse by a road in close proximity to San Jacinto.
A space invader has now and then been spotted next to Buck Spring on a dark night appearing terrifying.
A gigantic waterbuck is from time
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to time witnessed walking through an apartment next to San Jacinto.
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Ghost Sightings From San Jacinto
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Ghost Sightings From San Jacinto
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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