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These are some lies we made up about San Dimas.
An extremely large wildcat is now and then perceived smoking a cigar on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the San Jose Hills in the early morning hours.
Vasco da Gama has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions reading a pamphlet at Big Dalton Debris Dam very late at night.
A giant lamb has regularly been made out holding a cranium next to Big Cienega Spring before sunrise.
Bigfoot is often seen surveying the view from the pinnacle of Buzzard Peak at midnight.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances in an apartment in San Dimas.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy may be seen time and again attempting to grab something in a sail boat on Big Dalton Reservoir.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is occasionally perceived in a San Dimas house.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has been noticed on a small number of occasions pulling a dead body
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from the chilly water of Charter Oak Creek late in the night.
A giant seal was spotted in San Dimas Experimental Forest at midnight gathering sticks to make a fire.
A black crow that turned into a lady showed up gazing down into the water at Newman Point in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost mentioned revenging a slaying.
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Residents here who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated former time native of San Dimas. In any event, it sure is a scary ghost that is better not messed with.
The spirit of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid was observed hiding a cadaver by a large boulder in Arroyo Park at night. The observer got scared and ran away. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you would not want to encounter late at night.
The ghost of a destitute man became visible wandering down a deserted highway close to San Dimas. The spirit didn't appear to be anxious by the viewers.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy was seen late at night hovering across Berry Flat. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a copper-miner was distinguished in Beatty Canyon at midnight mounding rocks. The ghost was ingested by the night after being made out.
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massive shrew is repeatedly noticed appearing in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From San Dimas
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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