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San Diego, California Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about San Diego.
A large terrifying ogre has frequently been seen guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in San Diego.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions hurling pieces of wood into Duck Pond at midnight. A number of of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through San Diego long ago.
A gigantic mouse may often be made out in Adobe Bluffs Park before sunrise pulling a body through some bushes.
Napoleon Bonaparte may be made out repeatedly staring at the view from the top of Black Mountain after midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking guy in a rain coat has from time to time been seen talking into the night as if someone else was in attendance.
A space invader from the cosmos is every now and then spotted walking a Great Dane at night on a shady San Diego residential street.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer can
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from time to time be perceived pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Beeler Creek at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was distinguished scrutinizing Beeler Canyon in detail very late at night.
An ET from outer space became visible watching shows in a San Diego living room at night.
A beheaded gentleman
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was made out on a San Diego residential road late at night. This is one of those phantoms that is observed time and again close at hand.
A female with her head severed emerged by Los Penasquitos Marsh going wild. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other present. According to the locals, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in San Diego many years ago.
A colossal walrus was seen suspended in the air like a balloon in San Diego.
The martian technician of a UFO was observed in Cabrillo National Monument at the ranger station scooping out a crater.
A space alien from Jupiter has repeatedly been distinguished quite near Border Field State Park piling rocks.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly spotted staring at an old man snoozing on the floor in a residence in San Diego.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-covered sword is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances trying on a hat in a San Diego residence.
The ghost of a civil war fighter may
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be observed over and over again climbing out of a manhole on a San Diego avenue before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From San Diego
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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