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  The spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi materializes in the pre-dawn hours atop Battle Mountain in Rancho San Bernardo taking in the vista and mourning the replacement of Sebastian Shaw as Darth Vader. This is a very friendly ghost which when asked will give the local surf report and high school football scores using the force.
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The space-fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, were recently observed skinny dipping late at night in a small neighborhood pool on Via San Marco in the sleepy bedroom community of Rancho De Los Penasquitos, a mere stone's throw from Poway, where they can frequently be spotted.

'Questionably sober' P. Q. Resident witnesses tell of the mysterious alien couple's after hours 'out of this world' buck nekkid swim fests. Says one such witness, a Mr. Runthumbore Spatookahoo of Via Rimini,''Yeah, I seen 'em'', he said. ''Naked as Jay Birds. Splashin', cannonballin', spray paintin' celestial navagation equations on the walls and blastin', 'Lies', by the Thompson Twins' on their radio.

Six foot-seven feet tall if they was an inch. '' ''I hollered to my dog,'Chico',that I was walking, ''Don't look, Chico! But it was too late - he'd already been 'mooned'''! ''There was water, empty Coke cans and Del Taco wrappers everywhere''!, Said Mr. Spatookahoo.

The far out space nuts from another world have also been seen parked atop Black Mountain taking in the La Jolla Valley scenery in the early morning hours, and on occasion, even materialized at the 7-11 on Carmel Mountain Road for hot dogs, nachos and Super Big Gulps, before disappearing along with their automobile shaped time machine/space craft in a bright blue flash and a tremendous thunder clap, leaving only a puff of smoke and the smell of ozone in the air.
 

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