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These are some lies we made up about San Clemente.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may every so often be distinguished on a San Clemente road at night.
A gargantuan bunny was seen floating in the air like a blimp in San Clemente.
The phantom of an airplane pilot came into sight at Poche Beach going for a late-night dip. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being distinguished.
The bloodcurdling phantom of a Barbarian was spotted at Capistrano Bight at midnight gazing down into the water. Frightened by the bystanders the phantom withdrew into the shadows. Nevertheless, this is a horrible phantom that should be steered clear of.
Socrates became visible gazing wrathfully at the eye witness by Coyote Bluff.
An ET from planet Pluto was observed in a clothing store in the San Clemente neighborhood.
A gargantuan hare has regularly been observed heaving stones into Palisades Reservoir around midnight.
A huge wolverine is frequently distinguished trying
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on a hat in a San Clemente apartment.
A man that transformed into a vampire may repeatedly be made out obliterating a box in Cristianitos Creek.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may be perceived very frequently in Blind Canyon in the early morning hours glugging down blood from a glass.
The ghost of a pregnant female has occasionally
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been noticed pulling a cadaver over rocks in Arce Park very late at night.
A giant sheep is every now and then made out looking at the water by Dana Point Harbor on a dark night.
A space invader from space has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances struggling up from a storm drain on a San Clemente residential street before dawn.
Archimedes can sometimes be observed smoking a cigar quite near California Citrus State Park.
The ghost of a young guy wearing a jacket has often been spotted performing a song on a fiddle in a San Clemente house.
A headless guy is regularly witnessed in Cabrillo National Monument by the park headquarters gripping a headbone. It's been declared that this particular ghost likes frightening unwise folks who are brave enough to disturb the silence in San Clemente.
A gargantuan lamb may often be noticed in a San Clemente highschool at the stroke of midnight pacing the hallways.
A female with her left arm and right leg chopped off may be witnessed over
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and over again in a house in the neighborhood of San Clemente.
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Ghost Sightings From San Clemente
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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