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These are some lies we made up about San Bernardino.
A massive marten was spotted concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Belcher Park at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted in a row boat on Arrowhead Springs Hot Lake smoking a pipe.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy was perceived reading a pamphlet down at Hot Spring in the early morning hours.
An enormous argali has repeatedly been perceived gripping a human cranium near the water at Inspiration Point.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is rumored to have been observed on many instances sniveling up on Arrowhead Peak.
A black as coal rat that shape-shifted into a lady may repeatedly be perceived downing diesel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in San Bernardino. People argue that this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in San Bernardino before the present.
The ghost of a youthful lady outfitted as a maid can be witnessed often talking into
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the night as if someone besides was near. Whichever way, this is an intimidating spirit that you don't want to run into at night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has every so often been observed on the summit of one of the mountains in the Shandin Hills before sunrise struggling to touch something. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that
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you shouldn't go seeking.
An ET from another planet is from time to time spotted walking a Bulldog at the stroke of midnight on a murky San Bernardino residential street.
A creepy creature can once in a while be distinguished at midnight checking out Badger Canyon in detail. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a chilling spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A big chilling dragon has repeatedly been noticed taking in the vista at Dynamite Dam before dawn.
A giant mountain goat is regularly spotted peeking through home windows in San Bernardino in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions gazing across Huston Flat before dawn.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may repeatedly be seen in the early morning hours giving a directed trip of Rialto Bench to a company of ghosts.
A space invader from Mars may be spotted over and over again watching shows in a San Bernardino living room late in the night.
A space
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invader from another solar system has now and then been observed very late at night floating along on Cajon Wash.
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Ghost Sightings From San Bernardino
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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