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These are some lies we made up about San Andreas.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly distinguished sipping blood from a beaker in Nielsen Park around midnight.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in the early morning hours fluttering over Brandy Flat.
A space man from planet Jupiter may often be spotted crawling out from a manhole on a San Andreas residential street around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a line around her neck can be seen repeatedly reading a newspaper in Chili Gulch around midnight. Residents who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through San Andreas some time ago.
A guy with no head has every so often been witnessed hauling a body from the chilly water of Bear Creek after midnight.
A space invader from another solar system has been spotted on one or two instances screaming up on the highest spot of Mount Ararat.
An alien was perceived playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a San Andreas flat.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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