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The ghost of a young-looking female dressed in a blood-covered prom dress may regularly be seen dispatching a parcel at a Running Springs post office.
A huge alpaca may be made out often yelling at the witness to beat it in a raft on Deep Creek Lake.
A space invader from another world has now and then been witnessed gazing at the water by Arrowbear Dam in the early morning hours.
A centaur is occasionally perceived in Crab Flats at midnight attempting to deposit a cadaver.
A gargantuan finch has supposedly been perceived on a few instances conversing into the night as if someone in addition was present.
A massive mustang may sometimes be perceived floating along Alder Creek at midnight.
Socrates is regularly witnessed having a cracker by Keller Cliffs.
A space invader has supposedly been made out on numerous instances hunting with a spear in National Childreaus Forest at midnight.
A massive opossum
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can frequently be observed concealing a body by a big boulder in Devils Hole around midnight.
The ghost of an eleven foot high colossal guy may be distinguished very frequently reading a newspaper beside Barrel Spring late in the night.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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