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These are some lies we made up about Round Mountain.
Archimedes can occasionally be noticed gulping paint down beside Frank Storey Spring late in the night.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been perceived up on the summit of Little Round Mountain smoking a cigar.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly distinguished in Brush Patch before dawn dragging a corpse through some bushes.
A colossal elk has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions holding a headbone in Bear Canyon around midnight.
A very large llama can often be witnessed heaving stones into the flowing water at Cedar Creek at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Round Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Round Mountain
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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