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These are some lies we made up about Riverside.
An ET from deep space became visible up on the peak of Arington Mountain trying to locate someone.
The phantom of a zinc-miner was witnessed carrying a human headbone in Agricultural Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Numerous folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent incidents involving an identical ghost. Whatever folks state, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
A colossal parrot was perceived right by the entrance to California Citrus State Park sobbing.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gardener was made out around midnight staring over Eagle Valley. This is one of those ghosts that is seen very often close at hand. One of the residents confidently claims that this phantom takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come trying to find phantoms in Riverside.
A space man has repeatedly been noticed by Mathews Dam late at night gazing at the water.
A woman with a fairly see-through
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body is regularly observed soaring across the Pedley Hills after midnight. Several of the people who live here say this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Riverside some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
An alien tourist from
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another world is known to have been distinguished on several instances trying on a shirt in a Riverside residence.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a sheriff outfit can often be observed startling folks in Cajalco Canyon before sunrise.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be witnessed over and over again at Bedford Wash before sunrise throwing rocks into the flow. It's been said that this particular ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Riverside.
A colossal crocodile has every so often been noticed creeping out of a manhole on a Riverside road late in the night.
The spirit of an elderly guy with a big white mustache is once in a while observed performing a tune on a harmonica in a Riverside building. According to what the residents assert, this phantom is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Riverside local resident.
A space alien from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances in a Riverside school
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late in the night wandering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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