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These are some lies we made up about Redlands.
A big bloodcurdling beast has now and then been noticed camping out in Centennial Orange Grove at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances in Abraham Lincoln Shrine around midnight pointing at the viewer. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can now and then be observed marching through a house near Redlands.
A space invader from deep space is regularly noticed going out of control in Bledsoe Gulch in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a bum can frequently be made out on the water's edge of East Highland Reservoir chucking bricks.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship can be witnessed frequently in a phone booth in Redlands making a phone call.
The ghost of a youthful woman drenched in blood has once in a
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while been noticed at Dynamite Dam on a dark night piling stones.
A space man from planet Neptune is occasionally observed by Deep Creek destroying a book.
A man with a large hole through his upper body is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions washing a bloody pair of pants in Console Springs in the early morning hours before
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sunrise. A number of of the locals claim this phantom is in all probability the stressed phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Redlands.
A very large mouse can every now and then be perceived striding through a Redlands vicinity burial ground.
A guy with the head of a beast was perceived up on the pinnacle of Crafton Hills drinking milk. The appearance of the observer frightened the spirit who then vanished. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Redlands local resident.
A space alien from space appeared at the stroke of midnight flying across the Crafton Hills.
The alien commander of a UFO was witnessed articulating into the air along a secluded highway outside Redlands late at night.
An alien from planet Venus appeared standing by a desolate road near Redlands.
Vincent van Gogh was made out by California Citrus State Park sniveling.
A colossal newt was perceived in a building in Redlands.
A moderately decomposed human cadaver has regularly
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been noticed trying to touch something in Mojave National Preserve outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Redlands
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Ghost Sightings From Redlands
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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