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These are some lies we made up about Redding.
Nicolaus Copernicus can sometimes be noticed strolling through a house in Redding.
A colossal camel has regularly been noticed late at night staring across Sand Flat.
An extraterrestrial from another world is frequently witnessed seeking a woman in Buckeye Park late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been distinguished on a handful of instances hauling a human skull up on the summit of Bass Mountain. Several of the locals claim this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Redding a long time ago.
A Triceratops can repeatedly be spotted weeping in the middle of Bontabile Creek.
The spirit of an aged guy with a large gray mustache can be noticed often being carried by a pony down a highway close to Redding.
An alien has from time to time been perceived pacing through a residence near Redding.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is every now and then
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observed gazing down into the water at Digger Bay at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan jackal has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions flickering a light in Frost Gulch at night.
The Wizard of Oz can once in a while be perceived at Shasta Dam very late at night enjoying the view.
An alien from the cosmos
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was witnessed at a coin operated phone in Redding talking on the telephone.
An alien came into view appearing creepy alongside a wild highway near Redding before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of a UFO was spotted staying in an empty building in Redding.
A giant kinkajou showed up in Castle Crags State Park quite near the park headquarters going crazy.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in an army uniform was witnessed standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Redding. Many folks nearby have had comparable sightings with a quite similar phantom. No matter what folks articulate, it's a creepy phantom that should be stayed away from.
A medieval armor with no human inside was made out right by Lassen Volcanic National Park stacking pieces of wood. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed often in close proximity. It has been asserted that this specific ghost enjoys startling unwise people who dare to disrupt the silence in Redding.
A space invader from planet Pluto has repeatedly been spotted riding on a
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motorbike on a shadowy road close to Redding.
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Ghost Sightings From Redding
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Ghost Sightings From Redding
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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