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These are some lies we made up about Rancho Santa Fe.
A very large dugong has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions rummaging around in garbage cans on a Rancho Santa Fe residential street.
A space alien can be made out time and again in Bell Valley after midnight holding a headbone.
The phantom of a gentleman with a word cut into his foot has now and then been made out on a Rancho Santa Fe street late at night.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy is now and then spotted suspended in the air like a blimp in Rancho Santa Fe.
An ET from outer space is known to have been perceived on a few occasions trying to grip something in Ada Harris Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of the driver of a train may sometimes be observed shining a lantern at Hodges Dam on a dark night.
A gargantuan argali was witnessed down at the water's edge at Lake Hodges contemplating.
A sizeable terrifying ogre came into view in a supermarket in the Rancho Santa
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Fe neighborhood.
An extremely large musk-ox was spotted before sunrise scrambling out of Los Penasquitos Marsh covered in slime.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead mountain lion appeared staring at the waves down near the water at Torrey Pines State Beach late at night. This ghost is enormously active in this area;
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there have been frequent additional reports of this particular ghost. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not messed with.
The spirit of a young-looking lady with a rope around her neck was seen glancing at the panorama from the summit of Black Mountain late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very often in close proximity. A number of of the people here argue this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Rancho Santa Fe.
An enormously terrifying ghost was distinguished pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Encinitas Creek late in the night. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other present. Regardless of what, it's a frightening phantom that you do not want to run into after midnight.
Ludwig van Beethoven has repeatedly been observed trying on a shirt in a Rancho Santa Fe house.
A space man is frequently distinguished climbing up from a manhole on a Rancho Santa Fe avenue at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial
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mechanic of a flying saucer may often be made out in Cabrillo National Monument quite near the park headquarters mounding pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Rancho Santa Fe
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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