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  The Loch Poway Horse can be observed in the darkness just before sunrise paddling around Lake Poway while being ridden by the spectre of Gene Autrey quietly strumming his guitar and sipping 'Yoo Hoos'.
Local residents allege this phantom takes great joy in terrifying folks foolhardy enough to fish the lake before opening time and without a license. Whatever the ghost's motivation he's obviously very dangerous and should not be sought out by amateurs.
Submitted by Igigi
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A pair of space fairing Chrononauts from the planet Arcadia, have been seen frequenting the town of Poway, licking ice creams purchased for a nickel a scoop in 1977 from the long gone Thriftys in what is now the 99 cent store at Poway & Pomerado Rd. , respectively.

Witnesses who have met the couple that describe themselves as 'Chrono-Mechanics',say that they go about in ''mint condition'' '80's vintage clothing, blaring the music of the era. According to these reliable, sober Powegians, the aliens travel thru space and time in a craft thinly disguised as an antique automobile.

Although the E. T. 's appear to be harmless, one witness, a Mr. Tibor Constapopolis of Mc Feron Rd. ,was told to ''Please maintain a minimum 15 ft. Distance from the time machine, for your own safety. '' When asked why, the mysterious EBT's explained that their ship uses element 115 as a fuel and gravity source in an 'anti-matter reactor' to generate a gravity field for space-time compression. ''When the chrono wave generator is on and the dash mounted blue light is flashing, time travel is imminent. '', they explained.

They warned, ''If you are within this 15 ft. Field radius, you will be unwillingly transported to another time or dimension. '' Not wanting to wind up back in the '70's, Mr. Constapopolis said he went back inside his home to watch some T. V. And ponder over the strange incident that he was witness to. There are also reports of the oddly 'out of place and time' craft zooming about the skies of Poway at terrifying speeds leaving barking dogs and startled ducks in it's wake.

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