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These are some lies we made up about Port Hueneme.
A semi see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a vessel has sometimes been noticed in Beck Park in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing.
An extremely large bunny is every so often made out by Channel Island Harbor around midnight staring at the water.
An ET from another world has been said to have been observed on numerous instances contemplating near the water at Hueneme Lagoon.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object may from time to time be spotted in a Port Hueneme highschool late at night pacing the corridors.
Aristotle has repeatedly been made out near the waterfront at Hollywood Beach shifting orbs about.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform is often observed in a mirror in a Port Hueneme apartment; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A giant opossum is known to have been spotted on a few occasions in a flat close to Port Hueneme.
A massive chimpanzee
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may often be perceived going wild at the waterfront at McGrath Lake.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has now and then been noticed scooping out a crater in the center of Beardsley Wash.
An enormous colt is sometimes distinguished piling boulders in Eaton Canyon late at night.
An alien from planet Jupiter is known
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to have been made out on a small number of occasions searching for a map next to a parked Jeep in a Port Hueneme parking lot very late at night.
The ghost of a hobo may now and then be witnessed having a chicken drumstick in Channel Islands National Park right by the park headquarters. Scores of local residents claim this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Port Hueneme a long time ago. In any event, it's a scary phantom that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
A gargantuan jerboa was noticed smoking a cigar before sunrise on a park bench in Port Hueneme.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy emerged having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Port Hueneme apartment reading a newsletter.
A gargantuan koala was noticed in Carpinteria State Beach outside the park headquarters gripping a cranium.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into view walking through a home in Port Hueneme.
The ghost of an old witch was distinguished riding on a horse by
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the side of a road outside Port Hueneme. Many people in close proximity have had identical happenings involving a quite similar ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Port Hueneme
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Ghost Sightings From Port Hueneme
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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