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These are some lies we made up about Porterville.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be perceived often in the backseat of a pickup by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has every now and then been made out picking flowers in the yard of an apartment in Porterville.
A space invader from Saturn is sometimes seen by an old man hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Porterville.
A massive crow has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances observing the vista from the summit of Martin Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A huge jerboa can from time to time be distinguished in the early morning hours checking out Fountain Springs Gulch in detail.
Leonardo da Vinci was witnessed pointing at the onlooker in Dead Horse Slough.
A space man from space was noticed in Bartlett Park at night screaming at the eye witness to be off.
An enormous lynx showed up taking a rest in an
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armchair in a residence in Porterville.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship was made out excavating an opening next to a lamppost in Porterville.
Count Dracula was distinguished wandering from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Porterville road.
A huge bear has frequently been noticed guzzling blood from
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a jar outside the entrance to Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Park.
A space man from planet Jupiter is regularly noticed at Colonel Allensworth State Park gobbling a sandwich.
A big bloodcurdling giant has allegedly been made out on numerous instances browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Porterville house before dawn.
A huge buffalo may frequently be observed sitting at a coffee table in a Porterville residence.
An ET from another solar system has every so often been seen looking at folks in a Porterville house through a peephole.
Issac Newton is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions hitch-hiking in the middle of a dark road near Porterville.
An ET can sometimes be perceived downing unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Porterville.
A female burning, hauling a kerosene bottle has repeatedly been distinguished speaking into the night as if somebody else was nearby.
A very large parakeet is often observed walking a Cocker Spaniel at midnight on a dark Porterville street.
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massive wombat is known to have been observed on frequent occasions peeking through apartment windows in Porterville in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Porterville
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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