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These are some lies we made up about Pinole.
The ghost of a female having half her head gone can be spotted very often on the shore of Maloney Reservoir grasping a skull. One thing is for sure, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous guanaco has from time to time been made out striding through a Pinole neighborhood graveyard.
An Allosaurus is every so often witnessed screaming in Canada Del Cierbo at the stroke of midnight.
The alien pilot of a UFO is rumored to have been seen on a small number of instances crawling out of George Whittell Marsh covered in dirty water on a dark night.
A female with a sword in her head may every so often be spotted at Carquinez Bay at night looking down into the water.
A wandering ghost has often been made out in Albany Cougar Athletic Field around midnight shining a flash light. In any event, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that any sound person
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would not want to meet.
A huge crow is regularly seen meditating down a secluded road near Pinole at night.
The Gingerbread Man has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances pushing orbs around by Cerrito Creek.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may frequently be seen on the highest spot of Bush
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Hill after midnight looking at the sight.
A very large jaguar may be noticed repeatedly at Elliot Cove at midnight taking pleasure in the view.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has every now and then been distinguished standing by a desolate highway close to Pinole.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has been said to have been distinguished on one or two occasions being carried by a moped on a dark highway in close proximity to Pinole.
A very large duckbill was seen outside Angel Island State Park throwing chunks of concrete.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot was spotted mounding rocks in Golden Gate National Recreation Area near the park headquarters. The observer fled when she spotted the spirit. One of the locals strongly argues that this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who dare to upset the quiet in Pinole.
A space invader from Saturn appeared in a Pinole house.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe was seen walking along a wild highway next to Pinole.
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The ghost unmoved that there was someone other near. Some of the folks here assert this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Pinole a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Pinole
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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