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These are some lies we made up about Penryn.
A large frightening monster has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a shady Penryn residential street.
An alien from Jupiter may occasionally be observed staring through mobile home windows in Penryn on a dark night.
A giant mountain goat has regularly been witnessed late at night glancing across Doty Flat.
The ghost of a ten foot enormous giant is repeatedly seen watching movies in a Penryn living room after midnight. Some of the people here allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Penryn long ago.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions floating down on Clover Valley Creek before dawn. It's been claimed that this individual ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Penryn many years ago. Anyway, it's undeniably a scary phantom that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Penryn
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Ghost Sightings From Penryn
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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