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A space invader was witnessed in Big Rock Creek swallowing blood from a mug.
An martian traveler from another solar system showed up devouring an apple up on the highest spot of Clima Mesa.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun was noticed before dawn gazing over Devils Punchbowl. The phantom didn't mind that there was someone other nearby.
A massive whale was observed walking alongside a shady highway close to Pearblossom.
A space invader from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed posting a packet at a Pearblossom post office.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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