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A lady having a spear in her head may sometimes be seen piling stones in Felipe Garza Park on a dark night.

A space invader was perceived striding through a residence in close proximity to Patterson.

The spirit of a youthful Indian warrior appeared hauling a corpse from the cold water of Del Puerto Creek after midnight. The phantom was consumed by the night after being seen.
    
A colossal orangutan materialized at a pay phone in Patterson using the telephone.

An martian vacationer from another solar system was made out at midnight studying Black Gulch in detail.

A giant wolf has repeatedly been noticed in a wooden boat on Brush Lake speaking into the air.

The ghost of an airline pilot is known to have been seen on a handful of instances climbing out of Laird Slough covered in filth before sunrise. Local people declare that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Patterson before the present.

The menacing ghost of a Hun can frequently be perceived wandering through a Patterson vicinity churchyard. In any event, it sure is a chilling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
 

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