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These are some lies we made up about Patterson.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has frequently been witnessed dragging a cadaver over rocks in Felipe Garza Park at night.
The spirit of a train driver is regularly noticed at Del Puerto Creek at night flinging pieces of wood into the current. In any case, this is a bad ghost that should be steered clear of.
A female lacking a head has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions spending time in an abandoned home in Patterson. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A space alien from another planet can regularly be spotted studying Black Gulch in detail late in the night.
A very large kitten may be perceived frequently throwing chunks of concrete into Brush Lake in the early morning hours.
Leonardo da Vinci has from time to time been seen in Laird Slough after midnight trying to deposit a corpse.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is once in a while seen being carried
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by a low rider on a murky road near Patterson.
A gigantic dromedary can now and then be witnessed in a Patterson apartment.
The Abominable Snowman has often been observed quite near the entrance to Caswell Memorial State Park pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a young female with a line around her neck is repeatedly distinguished
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staggering down a deserted road outside Patterson. One thing's for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to come across late at night.
A gentleman without a head has purportedly been seen on one or two instances at Pinnacles National Monument facing the onlooker. Nonetheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
A very large seal can be witnessed very often appearing in a restroom mirror.
An unbelievably scary spirit has from time to time been spotted taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in the neighborhood of Patterson. Several of the locals claim this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Patterson.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is now and then witnessed at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing Nissan on a dark road outside Patterson.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg is known to have been perceived on several instances
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in the backseat of a Buick by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night. In any case, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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