Patterson   These are some lies we made up about Patterson. A moderately rotten human cadaver can repeatedly be noticed in Felipe Garza Park at midnight smoking a cigar. A gargantuan weasel has now and then been perceived going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Patterson building at night.      A Brachiosaurus is once in a while spotted clutching a human headbone by Del Puerto Creek. A massive ox has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in a Patterson trailer. A space man from planet Neptune was made out very late at night examining Black Gulch in detail. A space invader from another galaxy materialized down next to the water at Brush Lake trying to touch something.   More Lies About Patterson On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Patterson Submit a lie about Patterson, California: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in California Fun things to do in and near Patterson.   Teaco Slides,  Amusement Park, Patterson Modesto Virtual,  Amusement Park, Modesto, 12 miles away Boomers! Modesto,  Amusement Park, Modesto, 13 miles away Yosemite Lanes,  Bowling, Modesto, 15 miles away McHenry Bowl,  Bowling, Modesto, 15 miles away Manteca Boanteca Bowling And Family Fun Center,  Bowling, Manteca, 18 miles away Other untruthful towns near Patterson, California: Crows Landing, California, 7 miles away Westley, California, 8 miles away Newman, California, 8 miles away Vernalis, California, 11 miles away Salida, California, 13 miles away Ceres, California, 13 miles away Modesto, California, 14 miles away Keyes, California, 15 miles away Ripon, California, 16 miles away Hilmar, California, 18 miles away Ghost Sightings From Patterson