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These are some lies we made up about Pacoima.
A space invader is repeatedly seen flying across Hansen Spreading Grounds around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions in Achois Comihavit before sunrise gazing.
Ludwig van Beethoven can frequently be witnessed gazing at people in a Pacoima building through a door crack.
A massive hare may be noticed repeatedly at Hansen Dam in the early morning hours looking at the panorama.
A space invader from planet Mercury is every now and then distinguished scaring people on the water's edge of Lower Van Norman Lake.
A man with a large hole through his torso may every so often be witnessed shouting names of people mid stream in Big Tujunga Creek. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Pacoima a long time ago. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ET from another planet was distinguished facing the bystander down at the water at Bisker.
The alien crew member of a UFO was noticed in a wild location right next door to Pacoima.
A Brachiosaurus showed up on the apex of Kagel Mountain late in the night staring at the view.
An alien voyager from another solar system was observed
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hitch-hiking by the side of a murky highway near Pacoima.
A gentleman with the head of a beast was witnessed on a dark night checking out Ant Canyon in detail. This spirit is fantastically active in this area; there have been numerous additional accounts of this specific spirit.
A space invader from another world has repeatedly been made out mailing a postcard at a Pacoima post office.
A colossal horse is regularly distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone else was near.
An extremely large porpoise is known to have been observed on a few instances walking a Great Dane before dawn on a gloomy Pacoima residential street.
Cinderella can often be made out smoking a pipe right by Angeles National Forest.
An extremely large jaguar may be made out often staring through building windows in Pacoima at the stroke of midnight.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has now and then been observed trying to locate something in Channel Islands National Park by the park headquarters.
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martian explorer from another world is every now and then noticed searching through garbage cans on a Pacoima lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Pacoima
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Ghost Sightings From Pacoima
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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