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These are some lies we made up about Oxnard.
A giant raccoon is frequently observed sending a package at an Oxnard post office.
A space man from space has been perceived on one or two occasions downing regular from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Oxnard.
A gargantuan marten may regularly be distinguished articulating into the air as if someone in addition was near.
A dark crow that transformed into a female can be spotted over and over again walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a gloomy Oxnard residential road. According to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Oxnard many years ago.
The ghost of a youthful woman clothed as a maid is from time to time made out at Beardsley Wash at the stroke of midnight throwing pebbles into the flowing water. One thing is for sure, this spirit undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space alien can occasionally be seen gazing at the water by Channel
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Island Harbor around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has frequently been observed at Hueneme Lagoon at midnight looking down into the water.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy is often seen attempting to snatch something at Hollywood Beach. Anyhow, this is a hostile ghost that should be let alone.
A menacing
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being has purportedly been seen on a few instances in Arroyo Verde Park late at night covering a corpse by a large boulder.
The ghost of a steel-miner can repeatedly be distinguished on the water's edge of McGrath Lake terrifying people.
A lady with a partially see-through body may be observed over and over again on a dark night studying Arundell Barranca in detail.
An extraterrestrial from space has every now and then been spotted in Channel Islands National Park outside the ranger station screaming names.
An extremely large marmoset is every now and then perceived peeping through apartment windows in Oxnard late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a sheriff outfit is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances going through trash cans on an Oxnard avenue.
An alien may sometimes be seen going nuts by Carpinteria State Beach.
The ghost of an aged man with a large gray beard was witnessed on an Oxnard avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise. There are several
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tales with reference to this ghost in the area.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxnard
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Ghost Sightings From Oxnard
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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