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These are some lies we made up about Oro Grande.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has from time to time been observed going through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Oro Grande home before sunrise.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief is once in a while distinguished downing blood from a mug up on the apex of Macks Peak.
A massive musk deer has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances at Point of Rocks before dawn staring down into the water.
A black as coal rat that transformed into a lady may sometimes be spotted gobbling a carrot by Bell Mountain Wash.
A massive canary was made out in Grady Trammel Park at night pulling a dead body over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Oro Grande
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Ghost Sightings From Oro Grande
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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