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The ghost of a youthful cowboy is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions heaving boulders into the current at Lost Creek at midnight.
A gigantic rabbit may often be observed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Box Canyon in detail.
A space man from Saturn may be noticed very often mounted on a mare next to a highway right next door to Old Station.
The Loch Ness Monster has from time to time been distinguished sipping water from Baker Spring in the early morning hours.
A space alien from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions at the stroke of midnight hovering across Badger Flat.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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