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These are some lies we made up about North Fork.
The spirit of a down-and-out gentleman is sometimes spotted twinkling a light in North Fork Recreation Area Memorial Park late at night.
A space invader from outer space has been distinguished on a few instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Manzanita Lake in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy can now and then be observed after midnight conducting a piloted visit of South Fork Bluffs to a group of ghosts. People here who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten North Fork resident.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was witnessed checking out Crane Valley in detail late at night.
A big bloodcurdling beast came into view monitoring the surroundings from the highest spot of Cascadel Point very late at night.
An martian tourist from another world was made out by Browns Creek shouting at the bystander to beat it.
A space invader from the cosmos was witnessed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a North Fork home throwing pieces of wood.
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Ghost Sightings From North Fork
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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