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These are some lies we made up about Newman.
A sasquatch has occasionally been noticed hauling a human headbone by Crow Creek.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a large axe is now and then noticed in Lions Park late in the night screaming. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Newman.
A space man from planet Venus can from time to time be perceived at night staring over Poverty Flat.
A frightening skeleton has frequently been perceived trying to utter something in Bennett Valley at midnight.
An enormous rhinoceros is repeatedly perceived up on the apex of Crow Hill attempting to grasp something.
A space invader from another galaxy may repeatedly be made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Newman apartment.
A sizeable scary giant can be perceived very frequently in a desolate location outside Newman.
A massive bighorn is from time to time observed sending a parcel at a Newman
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post office.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances crying out people's names in Caswell Memorial State Park by the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can now and then be made out conversing into the night as if someone in addition was nearby.
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ET from another galaxy was witnessed howling at the bystander to stay away at Pinnacles National Monument.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire became visible walking a Pit Bull on a dark night on a dark Newman residential road. This precise ghost has been seen very frequently in this place.
An ET came into sight peeping through house windows in Newman late in the night.
The martian captain of a UFO was perceived watching shows in a Newman living room after midnight.
A gigantic steer was perceived searching through trash cans on a Newman avenue.
An martian vacationer from another world has frequently been seen on a Newman lane before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Newman
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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