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An alien from planet Saturn may every so often be noticed sending a packet at a Newark post office.

One of the three Little Pigs was noticed guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Newark.
    
The ghost of a guy having the sign of the devil carved into his cheek came into view in Alameda Creek Quarries Regional Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a body by a sizeable rock. When the witness came into sight the ghost ran off.

A space man from another part of the galaxy was observed articulating into the thin air as if someone else was present.

The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter dragging a dead deer became visible on the highest spot of Coyote Hills in the early morning hours gazing at the view. The ghost spoke about revenging a slaying. It has been declared that this specific spirit may well be a renowned past inhabitant of Newark.

The ghost of a young lady with a rope around her neck was witnessed glugging down orange juice on the top of one of the mountains in the Coyote Hills before dawn. The witness freaked out and escaped.
 

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