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These are some lies we made up about Needles.
An alien is every so often distinguished in the backseat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An exceptionally chilling ghost has allegedly been witnessed on several instances hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Ice House Bend late in the night. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
A Pterodactyl may sometimes be seen trimming bushes in the side garden of a mobile home in Needles.
A giant parrot was spotted seeking a shoe by Japanese Slough.
A huge cow came into view looking at The Glory Hole late in the night.
Genghis Khan was distinguished smoking a cigar mid stream in Piute Wash.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft materialized looking across Spears Lake late at night.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand was made out by Squaw Beach late at night going for a dip. This particular phantom has
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been observed over and over again in this zone.
A giant elk was spotted taking a rest on a sofa in a residence in Needles.
A space invader from Mars is repeatedly distinguished gazing in Shadow Canyon in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Needles
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Ghost Sightings From Needles
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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