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An enormous panther is occasionally noticed at the stroke of midnight conducting a directed visit of Devils Elbow to a group of ghosts.
A female's body having a donkey's head has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances looking down into the water at Eagle Point in the early morning hours.
A guy having the head of a demon has often been perceived in Kenteschobe late at night covering a dead body by a large boulder. It's been claimed that this precise ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Myers Flat long ago. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that should be left alone.
An extremely large cony is frequently made out in Alexander Grove at midnight camping.
A lady burning, gripping a fuel tank is known to have been witnessed on one or two instances throwing stones into the flowing water at Anderson Creek at night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost might be a distinguished past resident of Myers Flat.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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